"Giving eloquent voice to the

multifaceted neuroses of prolonged adolescence"

-- The New York Times

"The Eggplants mix brainy, funny lyrics

with a fine sense of what makes pop music wonderful"

-- Dr Demento

"The most brilliant, left-field Brooklyn band

you have never heard of"

-- Tom Robinson, BBC 6 Music


Greetings, Friendly Visitor! 

Welcome to the Kingdom of Eggplantis!

You can listen to tantalizing tunes, read rapturous reviews, and peruse perplexing pictures. You can download individual songs and entire albums, or buy old-fashioned CDs.  You can play the "Attack of the Maniac Librarian" video game and save the animated Eggplant from the flying axes of evil.  You can send important messages and scientific theories to the band.  And even more plantastic features will be added in the months ahead.

We hope you enjoy your visit to Eggplantis.  Your safety will be ensured by Earl the Squirrel, and beverages will be provided by Lushy the Grouse.