Greetings, Friendly Visitor! 

Welcome to the Kingdom of Eggplantis!

You can listen to tantalizing tunes, read rapturous reviews, and peruse perplexing pictures.
You can download individual songs and entire albums, or buy old-fashioned CDs. 
You can play the "Attack of the Maniac Librarian" video game and save the animated Eggplant from
the flying axes of evil. You can send important messages and scientific theories to the band. 
And even more plantastic features will be added in the months ahead.

We hope you enjoy your visit to Eggplantis.  Your safety will be ensured by Earl the Squirrel,
and beverages will be provided by Lushy the Grouse.

"Giving eloquent voice to the multifaceted neuroses of prolonged adolescence"

-- The New York Times

"The Eggplants mix brainy, funny lyrics with a fine sense of what makes pop music wonderful"

-- Dr Demento

"The most brilliant, left-field Brooklyn band you have never heard of"

-- Tom Robinson, BBC 6 Music

PLANTASTIC
VOYAGE

Featuring songs for TV and film
from a parallel universe. 
 

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HAIL EGGPLANTIS!

 

UK TOUR

POSTPONED (FOR NOW...)

 

2019 UK TOUR

Boundless thanks to all the wonderful people
who came out to see the "It Wisnae Me" Tour. 
We send you love from the Eggplants spaceship.